Noise Nazi

C to Mom: Stop doing the dishes mom.
Me: Why?
C: Cause I'm watching Wall-E and you are being too loud.
Me: You want me to be quiet then you'll have to stop eating so much.
C: Shakes his head and turns back to his movie.
Guess he didn't find the humor it that like I did. Maybe I should tell L that she needs to stop banging on the pans before the noise enforcer comes for her.